Interesting 3yo bathroom conversation this morning

[Virginia Dawn]

Son: What would happen if my poop exploded?
Mom: I don't know
Son: I would die!

Son: My poop is the same color as your hair.
Mom: I don't know about that.
Son: Then what color is your hair? Grey?

Son: My eyes are black.
Mom: What color are (the cat's) eyes?
Son: Green, your eyes are white.

Son: What color is your skin?
Mom: Skin color.
Son: Mine is ...............no color!

Son: What would happen if I was a house and I exploded?
Mom: You would be all gone.
Son: No, the house would be all gone!

Mom: Why are you flushing the toilet while you are sitting on it?
Son: I always wanted to do that.


It looks like we are going to have a day full of delightful new discoveries. :)

[Doran]

New discoveries rule! And you KNOW your kids are well adjusted when they can flush without looking in the bowl first! LOL!! :D

Doran

[Elisabeth in IL]

My little guy is 3 today. We have many of the same kind of discoveries. :D Isn't this age grand!!!

[*anj*]

This is my personal favorite:



Son: My poop is the same color as your hair.
Mom: I don't know about that.
Son: Then what color is your hair? Grey?


You have got to save that conversation on a computer file, or else print it out and stick it in his baby book, or something! Too funny!:D

[Remudamom]

Oh I love this! When oldest was about that age he had a "what if" thing, but it always involved bugs.

"What if you was a widdle bug....AND SOMEBODY STEPPED ON YOU???"

"What if you was a widdle bug...AND YOU FELL DOWN A HILL???"

"What if you was a widdle bug...AND THE WIND BLEW YOU AWAY??"

He always shouted the last part. I wonder if he was worried about what could happen to him instead of a widdle bug?