So, we're at a movie night at church tonight and I'm talking with a male friend

[imeverywoman]

and my dh. I have my hands in my back pocket and flip my wrist to kinda loop my thumbs in the pockets when all of a sudden, to my deep horror, I hear a ripping sound.

Yes, I completely tore the back of my pocket off the jeans, thereby revealing my patoot in all its glorious glory.

I wanted to disappear. The rip was so loud that both guys said, "What was that???"

My 9yodd, however, found this to be hilarious. My husband did not. :p

[Rachel]

I'm afraid my husband would have been the one to find it hilarious......

[Jean in Newcastle]

LOL! I'm not sure if you're at the laughing stage yet, but don't worry, you will be. And even your dh will be! And now, he will insist on you buying pants with riveted pockets!

[OnTheBrink]

Forgive me while I sit here and giggle. :D

[Remudamom]

I'm with your 9yr old.

[sdWTMer]

Oh, I would be sooo embarrassed...sorry this happened to you. I think that I would have actually crawled in a hole at that moment! :eek:

[Volty]

Your husband and your dd both had the right reaction. Wardrobe malfunctions are always funny when you hear about it (or think about it) after the event, but never during or in the middle of it.

[Michelle T]

and he would have told everyone about it! I would have been embarrassed though!

It'll be a good story after your face stops being red!
Michelle T

[chiguirre]

I hope you had a huge purse to hang over your behind until you got to the car. I totally feel your pain (in the butt:D). Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll go now.

[melissel]

That is a very funny story, of course, but your gratuitous use of the word "patoot" nearly knocked me off the couch :o My own DH would have been so overcome with hysterical laughter that he would have been no help to me at all.

I'm sorry you were embarrassed, though! (On a somewhat related note, is it a coincidence that the word "embarrassed" sounds a lot like "bare-a**ed"?) I hope it was at least near the END of movie night, so that you could make a hasty exit!

[*anj*]

Oh man! That is really embarrassing, and I'd have just wanted to disapparate on the spot.

My dh would've laughed too, I'm afraid. But then he'd help me find a coat or something to cover it up!

[imeverywoman]

I hope you had a huge purse to hang over your behind until you got to the car.


Are you insinuating that I have a big BEEhind??? :D

[Holly IN]

:D This is so funny!!

My dh would have laughed so hard right there on the spot. My kids would be laughing too. I would find a hole to crawl in. :p

Thanks for the laugh-

Holly

[shell in SC]

That has happened to me before, it seems that those of us that like to hang hands/thumbs/fingers off our back pockets increase the chance of ripping said pockets. . .that's actually happened to me twice. . .in public. . .I learned to stop doing that, it really wasn't hard b/c the memory of the ripping stopped me everytime I went to do it.

[Call Me Cordelia]

I hope you were wearing clean underpants. Or any.

[imeverywoman]

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