Oh, the horror!

[Rich with Kids]

Dh said I sat straight up in bed last night and yelled, "Menu Plan! Lesson Plan!" He said when he pulled me back I clung to him shaking and wimpering. Home education can be scary...:crying:

[Gretchen in NJ]

Oh, how I needed that laugh right now.:lol: Thank you Rich with Kids.:grouphug:

[Kim in Appalachia]

:lol::lol:

We let this stuff sink to deeply into our psychy.

Last night I had nightmares about my dirty house. I kept cleaning it, but it never looked clean.

[abreakfromlife]

:lol::lol::lol: I keep having nightmares that I can't ever save up enough money to move out of my mom's house. Then I wake up and realize I'm married and out of there already....makes me so thankful for my dh in the mornings!!

[sleepy]

No. you. didn't! That is too funny. :lol::lol:

[RenayofRohan]

Ha Ha Ha! :lol: That is so hilarious!

I woke up from a dream that I was teaching my son to write with WWE, but it actually wasn't a nightmare. :w00t:

[Twinmom]

:smilielol5: Oh, boy did I need that laugh right now! You sound so much like me, it's frightening!

[swellmomma]

:smilielol5: omg I needed that laugh so badly, it's been a hard week. Thanks for sharing

[WendyK]

LOL:lol:

[Parrothead]

Oh, my! LOL

[sdWTMer]

Nightmares Galore!!! :eek:

[klmama]

LOL! Thanks for sharing! I needed that laugh! :)

[Jugglin'5]

Well at least your husband can be assured that your subconscious isn't obsessed with gambling away all your money or pole-dancing. :lol:

[elegantlion]

:lol::lol::lol::lol: I'm dying, that is hilarious. That's for sharing your deepest fears with us.

[gardening momma]

Sometimes when I am very, very tired I "wake" up during the night, sit up in bed, reach for something and say something about it. I do actually wake up partway through, so I'm aware of what I've done. Most of the time I hope I didn't wake up my dh because it's embarrasing (he usually does wake up, and laughs at me the next day). Some examples of what I've done:

1. sit up in bed, reach for the ceiling fan to catch the baby who's balanced on one of the fan blades

2. sit up in bed, reach for the ceiling fan to catch the cat who's balanced on one of the fan blades

3. sit up in bed, reach for the glass (like a water glass, but empty) that's balanced on one of the fan blades

notice a pattern?

The house we're in now doesn't have a ceiling fan in our bedroom, so I don't do that anymore :tongue_smilie: I still sit up and reach for other stuff, though. Just a few nights ago I did.