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JennifersLost
01-28-2008, 05:25 PM
Bear with me on this. I'm wandering around thinking about money today. Someone made the comment yesterday about needing 10 husbands - one to be with and 9 more to provide extra financial/activity support.

You know how people always say you can have one husband and many wives, but not one wife and many husbands. They claim it has to do with sex and babies and all that La la la....

BUT - I just flashed to the times when I've "lived" communally for a short time. In other words - group homeschool camping trips! You know what really happens?

On Friday all the moms and children show up along with the one or two token men that can make it - in our case this was the leader of the camping trip, Mark, and someone's husband who was pretty laid back and shy. Otherwise you had 15 moms and 40 plus children.

Friday went great. The tents were raised, we went on little hikes, we cooked, we played. All the kids played together - all the women hung out together. There was nothing that even resembled "families" in terms of dividing up. There was only one designated "leader" - Mark - whom we women had designated the leader because he was the science guy who could tell you what type of tree you were looking at. Everything went smoothly.

Then all the husbands arrived. Pure chaos! Now there were 15 egos to stroke, 15 guys who had 15 sets of plans for what THEY wanted to do, and 15 extra people who wanted to stay up later, sleep in later, eat something else, and maybe hike off in a completely different direction rather than helping to supervise the kids on the hike we were supposed to take.

Meals were all cooked separately so that each husbands' likes and dislikes could be attended to. The kids were ordered around and their games taken over by men who wanted to play "by the rules".

Sex? No one was having sex! All the women were way too pissed off to be having sex!

Okay, I'm totally exaggerating here, but....not really!

In other words, maybe polygamy is just communal living after all the other men bug out! (or get kicked out)

Please - this entire post is in jest. Don't take it seriously.

Claire
01-28-2008, 05:33 PM
Rofl!!! :d

j.griff
01-28-2008, 05:38 PM
That is hilarious!

PinkInTheBlue
01-28-2008, 05:38 PM
That is positively hilarious and amazingly accurate, I'm sure. It's fascinating how that happens, huh?

Remudamom
01-28-2008, 07:03 PM
can you hear me?

dirty ethel rackham
01-28-2008, 07:18 PM
:D That was too funny!!

Cadam
01-28-2008, 07:34 PM
It boils down to the basic fact that there can only be one leader. I have sometimes wished for a few more wives around here. One that loved doing laundry, cooking wonderful meals and getting up night with kids would be nice. I would like to just teach my kids and scrap book.

Don't give me that :eek: I'm not into sharing my dh but I would love to share the work!

Laura K (NC)
01-28-2008, 08:13 PM
I've always wanted a wife. But then there would be the whole jealousy thing.

Maybe what I need is a Eunuch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch):

they have performed a wide variety of functions in many different cultures such as courtiers or equivalent domestics, treble singers, religious specialists, government officials, military commanders, and guardians of women or harem servants.

A eunuch would be able to go out dancing with me (my husband doesn't dance), might be a fabulous decorator and/or cook, could do some handyman stuff around the house...

Kathy in MD
01-29-2008, 03:07 PM
nt

angela in ohio
01-29-2008, 03:10 PM
That just may win the "catchiest post title" award. :D

Karen sn
01-29-2008, 03:17 PM
Hey dirty pirate. Good to see your name here.

Karen sn
01-29-2008, 03:18 PM
ok - this is a test. I think I can reply to a reply.

Lady Katherine
01-29-2008, 03:22 PM
Ya know, there's a lot of truth in this post....

gardenschooler
01-29-2008, 10:56 PM
Egos stroked? Food they like? Changing the agenda? Noooo.....if that's what other men are like, I'll just keep my one dh, overextended as he is. He's not demanding like that, and I would run away from home if he were. There's only room for one persnickety person here, and that's already been filled :D. So I really need a guy who is good at 'going with the flow' - my flow.

I still think polygamy would work best with multiple husbands. That's why I put my imaginary husbands in charge of certain areas, so there would be no conflict. And think of the money! Besides, who really needs 54 kids? Plus, a group of guys can get along a lot more smoothly than a group of women. Or they just slug it out and you don't have to hear about it. No, polygamy w/multiple wives will never make sense to me.

Amy in Orlando
01-29-2008, 11:02 PM
ROFL - this thread is a riot. Sign me up for a eunuch too.

JennifersLost
01-29-2008, 11:27 PM
someone needs to make a eunuch icon or something we can all get and put in our signatures. It could be a prize for good behavior or something.

Come on, there must be a eunuch smiley out there.

Chris in CA
01-30-2008, 12:54 AM
LOL!

gardenschooler
01-30-2008, 12:58 AM
Didn't find a smiley, but found a whole lot else.

Daisy
01-30-2008, 12:59 AM
This whole thread is hilarious! http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/happy/rotfl.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)