So I was just about to jump in the shower...

[Mamagistra]

...with a brand spankin' new bar of Amy's soap when I smelled something.



Something strong. :glare:



Something floral. :001_huh:



Something...boyish. :confused:



Ds4 came in and stood by me, reeking... :blink:



Reeking of lavender and dirt... :eek:



Dirt because he played outside after lunch... :001_unsure:



Lavender because he came in and doused himself and the entire second floor with an ENTIRE (new!) bottle of Foil Hat LAVENDER Linen Spray. :sneaky2:



It is as though an effeminate skunk scooted his grungy little behind across every inch of carpet in my house. :ack2:



Thank you, Lord, that I am not pregnant right now...

[j.griff]

:lol::lol: give ds a :chillpill: and enjoy your soap after he scrubs the tub. :D

[Sweetpeach]

You are a Smiley Superstar. :cheers2:

I sit and stare, shocked and awed.

[Needleroozer]

My ds did this when I got my first bottle- mine was pachoulli lime flavored, and it was so strong! Good thing is, your son was only 4 when he did this- mine was 12. Sigh.
And yes, I can so relate to being glad to NOT be preggers!

[Cornerstone Classical]

It is as though an effeminate skunk scooted his grungy little behind across every inch of carpet in my house. :ack2:




Thank you, Lord, that I am not pregnant right now...


Now That IS funny!:lol::lol:

[Cornerstone Classical]

I am HIGHLY alergic to perfume. God, I would now be at the ER on a respirator...:ack2:

[JudoMom]

I'm only laughing because it didn't happen here, and it'd take you at least 12 hours to get close enough to make me stop http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing014.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org).

[Gailmegan]

Laughing because I could see my 4yo doing the same thing. A few months ago he got naked and painted himself everywhere with white-out.

[Jenny in Atl]

You make me want to place an order with Amy!! Ow, fruity soaps. :D

[Karin]

Sorry for chuckling, but it reminds me of the time when my two younger ones decided to wave their paint brushes around in the kitchen, covered with a colour they made themselves that was an odd shade of purple/brown. I spent HOURS cleaning and kept finding new splatters for a year.:)

[cin]

Sorry for chuckling, but it reminds me of the time when my two younger ones decided to wave their paint brushes around in the kitchen, covered with a colour they made themselves that was an odd shade of purple/brown. I spent HOURS cleaning and kept finding new splatters for a year.:)

I spilled a 2 cup container of RED jello in our new refrigerator 12 years ago. We got rid of it last year and I was still finding little red spots. UGH

[Karin]

I spilled a 2 cup container of RED jello in our new refrigerator 12 years ago. We got rid of it last year and I was still finding little red spots. UGH

Ah, but we cleverly moved a year after the event;).

[Doran]

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It is as though an effeminate skunk scooted his grungy little behind across every inch of carpet in my house. :ack2:


Per'aps 'ee iz followING in zee fooot-steps of 'ees fwriend, Monsieur Le Pew!

Too funny, Debra!

Doran


p.s. I had a great image posted there, but it didn't show up. Rats!! Here's the link...maybe it will work instead? http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/21479BP~Looney-Tunes-Pepe-le-Pew-Posters.jpg

[Daisy]

That is the most hilarious post. My DH is choking he is laughing so hard!

[Mamagistra]

It's a good thing this boy is extra cute! :D

Everything smells much better today. :001_smile: