Bumper stickers --

[Mama Bear]

I read them because apparently I have ADHD and merely driving with a pile of children isn't enough to hold my attention. :D

What's the funniest one you ever saw? The best message? The dumbest?

My funniest: (From the Dole/Clinton race, on an insanely beat up little Datsun pickup, keeping in mind that nonsensical things leave me rolling) :lol:



Dole for Pineapple



The most clever, with a message:

If you're going to drink and drive, take off your seatbelt.

[j.griff]

"Less Bush, More Trees"
I'm NOT saying whether I agree with that or not, LOL, but I did find it amusing.

[ncmomo3]

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

For the overused and trite -- visualize world peace

Cracks me up everytime--but then again, I'm easily amused.

[Tracey in TX]

(envision an old van w/ tons of beach stickers and a surfboard on top)

NO FLIP FLOPS
(photo of flip flops)
No Kerry

It was very funny b/c of the whole beach theme of the vehicle :)

and I loved the "whirled peas" also!

[Miss Peregrine]

"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President"

[Jenny in Atl]

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

[ncmomo3]

"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President"
OH!! Now that's funny!

[Melinda in VT]

I love reading them, but I usually forget the funny ones by the end of the trip.

One, though, I remembered (because I love LOTR):

Frodo Failed.
Bush has the ring.

[Jenstet]

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about ?"


"We have the fossils, we win"

[Doran]

The first half I've actually seen. The last half are in a catalog I happen to have. Figured they were worth posting in the name of good humor. :lol:

Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian
Procrastinate now.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Don't believe everything you think.
I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
A day without sunshine is like night.
What wouldn't Jesus do?
Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


I enjoy smiling. Can you tell?

Doran

[chickenpatty]

I Love Animals...They Taste So Good!

[Plaid Dad]

Maybe it's just my quirky sense of humor, but I still smile at the one lone sticker on our car: Eat More Kale. We got it from our CSA. I'm a huge kale fan. :)

[HomeOnTheRanch]

The logging industry obviously has some fans around here.

Earth First! (We'll log the other planets later)

I saw this one today. It made me giggle.

Invest in America: Buy a Congressman

[Doran]

Maybe it's just my quirky sense of humor, but I still smile at the one lone sticker on our car: Eat More Kale. We got it from our CSA. I'm a huge kale fan. :)


Heh. I'm a fan of kale and quirky!

[Robin in Tx]

Didn't see it... Patty in WA told me about it... "My karma ran over my dogma"

[Amy in NH]

Not so funny, but I like it:

Get Involved... the world is run by those who show up

[Peek a Boo]

Be alert! The world needs more Lerts.

There are Three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.


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I immediately thought of the whirled peas one too, lol.

one I thought was clever but didn't agree with:
2004: Bush-Cheney: RELOAD.

[Mama Bear]

There are Three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

I may laugh all night over this one. :lol:

[Amy in NH]

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

:D I love that one! :lol:

[j.griff]

Another one:
(rainbow colored background) Homophobia is so gay
That one just makes me giggle

[Karenciavo]

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

Funny. :lol:

[Amy loves Bud]

I love that one!

[Peek a Boo]

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

:D I love that one! :lol:


i just muttered that one to ds tonight while standing in line waiting for someone to buy lottery tickets....... :)

[Zuca]

It isn't a bumper sticker, but just as good.

You know the Christian fish many people put on their cars, and the Darwin variant with the feet. Well, I saw a truck with a fish on it, but instead of saying "Jesus" or "Darwin," it said, "Tuna" :D

...I want one that says "Sushi" =9

[Peek a Boo]

(rainbow colored background) Homophobia is so gay

ROTFLOL!!!!

I'll have to pass that one to dh. i can already see him using it :D

[Peek a Boo]

OH!!

not a bumper sticker, but i saw it when I was researching some ron paul stuff:

instead of Ron paul's typical fan logo of "Ron Paul Revolution"
[w/ the 'evol' highlighted red on stencil block letters to be "EVOL" -or 'love' backwards],

like this: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=ron+paul+revolution&gbv=2

they had the same effect, but it said "Ron Paul Resolution", with the "RESOL" in caps ;)

like this:

http://images.google.com/images?q=ron+paul+resolution&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&hl=en

It's amazing what can happen when you change just one letter, lol!

[WTMindy]

Re-defeat Bush.....again.

(I voted for Bush, actually, but I just thought it was funny)

[Alenee]

"Cheney! Pleaaaaaaaaaaase take Bush hunting!"

I didn't like this one because by the other things on this guy's car, he was pretty hypocritical...

[Janet in WA]

"My border collie is smarter than your honor student."

[j.griff]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::D

[Karen sn]

I love reading them, but I usually forget the funny ones by the end of the trip.

One, though, I remembered (because I love LOTR):

Frodo Failed.
Bush has the ring.

That is hysterical.

[Karen sn]

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.

WOW! I never looked at that way - although I have always wondered who it is that thinks moms don't want trees for their kids to play under in the hot sun.

[Karen sn]

No man was ever shot washing the dishes.

[AmyinPA]

"Douche America, your Bush stinks". I just didn't think it was all that funny...I thought it was pretty crass. Even worse, it was parked outside the children's library.

[Lisa at Home]

"How can you be pro-LIFE if you eat DEAD animals?
Respect all living beings....go vegetarian!"

I wanna "wear" THAT one to church!

~Lisa

[elegantlion]

My favorite was one I had on a car years ago.

"Life is a beach" I don't miss the car, just the bumper sticker.

[Virginia Dawn]

I love that one too.

And the one in my signature line. :-)

[mcconnellboys]

And I'm rolling right now, thanks!

Regena

[mcconnellboys]

It's not a funny bumper sticker, but it's the only one I've ever had on my car: Free Tibet. I lost it when we traded cars in the fall. I want it now, more than ever. Free Tibet. Free Tibet.

Regena

[Alphabetika]

The Lab Called: Your Brain is Ready.

[Jenny in Atl]

It's not a funny bumper sticker, but it's the only one I've ever had on my car: Free Tibet. I lost it when we traded cars in the fall. I want it now, more than ever. Free Tibet. Free Tibet.

Regena

Me too...
:crying:

[Gailmegan]

IDK how funny they are but these always stick in my mind and no one has mentioned them yet:

No Millionaire Left Behind
My child can beat up your honor student
Hang up and Drive

[Cornerstone Classical]

My child can beat up your honor student
Hang up and Drive

These are my favorites as well...

[mom42terrificgirls]

I used to have this one:

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

[Margaret in CO]

Save a lamb, take a coyote to lunch

[Margaret in CO]

I Speed Up to Run over Hybrids
There’s no government like less government
Stop Global Whining
Save the Whales. Collect Them All!
My Dog Was Student of the Month at the Local Public School
Forget the Village, Where are the Parents?
My Honor Student Beat up France
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. Robert Frost
Republicans believe every day is July 4th. Democrats believe every day is April 15th. Ronald Reagan.
I think, therefore, I’m conservative
We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. Hilary Clinton 6/28/04

[Margaret in CO]

Oops, double post

[Home'scool]

Honk if you love Uranus

[mcconnellboys]

I like the one that says: Clean up after yourself, this is not Uranus......

Regena

[Call Me Cordelia]

[quote=Peek a Boo;117572]Be alert! The world needs more Lerts.

There are Three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Thank you thank you thank you for the laugh!!!:lol: I so totally needed that tonight!

[Valerie in Chicago]

I saw a sticker that said, "Earth First." And in tiny letters underneath, "we can strip-mine the other planets later." I thought that the combination was hilarious.

[JFS in IL]

a couple years ago hubby and I found ourselves driving behind a car with the license plate Gandalf. We were so jealous!!!!

[Parabola]

Some of my faves:

I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

If you can't operate your turn signals what makes you think you can operate the rest of the car?

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake

War is terrorism with a bigger budget

Humans aren't the only species on Earth we just act like it

At least the war on the environment is going well

If going to church makes you a christian, does going to the garage make you a car?

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds

Change is inevitable Growth is optional

Our national health plan: don't get sick

We don't have a democracy, we have an auction

The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them

You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists

No. You can't have my rights. I'm still using them.

Democrats think the glass is half full, Republicans think the glass is THEIRS

My fave one with a message, the one I would have if I put stickers on my car: If you are not outraged then you are not paying attention

The one that cracked me and STILL cracks me up? GO LEMMINGS GO!

[Mamagistra]

Honk if you're Elvis

:lol:

[Linda]

Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything.

Taxation with representation ain't so great either.

[astrid]

My fave one with a message, the one I would have if I put stickers on my car: If you are not outraged then you are not paying attention

This one IS ON OUR CARS! Both of them! :D
Loved the rest of them, too..... but had to share about this one. :D