Ok, I couldn't resist...

[Pencil Pusher]

Turn your socks, your shirt, your pants right side out,
The soap cannot get what it does not see:
Wash, and thou shalt fold: t’aint the easy route.

When day is done, and dark is all about,
You put pajamas on, and hear my plea:
Turn your socks, your shirt, your pants right side out.

Cleaning your room, let there remain no doubt,
As you rate your clothes’ defiled dignity,
Wash, and thou shalt fold: t’aint the easy route.

Good children, in the bath, your bare skin flout--
Splash and wash and play--after you with glee,
Turn your socks, your shirt, your pants right side out.

Come in from church to play without a shout,
Change your clothes, but remember ‘ere you flee:
Wash, and thou shalt fold: t’aint the easy route.

With cheerful face and ne’er a single pout,
Remember the advice I gave for free:
Turn your socks, your shirt, your pants right side out,
Wash, and thou shalt fold: t’aint the easy route.

[Sue G in PA]

Glad I'm not the only one annoyed by inside-out clothing! Socks are my biggest pet peeve. It must take me an extra 5 min. to do the wash b/c of turning socks right-side out! Oh, and if I miss one and it doesn't come clean...look out! :D

[Doran]

Turn your socks, your shirt, your pants right side out,
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You should invite your MIL over more often. Look at the genious that's come out of you in anticipation of her arrival!? Or maybe it's the cold meds? :D

Thanks, Aubrey. Thumbs up!

Doran