Is it too soon for another one of these?

[Doran]

I know I'd best dish these things out sparingly -- after all, I'm sure there are hordes of the offended "out there" wishing I'd stick my finger in the surge protector or something. But, well...here we go. Just chalk it up to...to...utter madness!!?? :D



My silly replies to a few random thread starters --

I have TWO SQUARES!!
Well, are you surprised?! Poor things are probably completely unsocialized!

What do you do when you can't prove they're lying?
Torture.

Can I substitute hydrogen peroxide for...?
For? For? Wink-wink! C'mon, don't you think he's gonna know right off?

Where do you keep the booze?
D'you honlestly fink I'm gyonna tell YEEEEOOOU where I keep the zooobs?

What do you feed your chickens?
Disobedient children.

White wine for cooking--need suggestions
Drink the wine. The food won't matter.

At what point do you give up on a book?
When it sags below my navel.



Ducking, running, grinning like a Cheshire cat!!

Doran

[PrairieAir]

Two squares! LOL!:D

[melissel]

ROFL!!! I don't think it's ever too soon for another of those!

[Leah]

:)
Not too soon, I am still a fan. Makes me laugh every. single. time...

[GothicGyrl]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! :D I can't rep you either cuz I gotta spread more of myself out, grrr...

And I swear I totally agree with you on this one... heheheh

[beansprouts]

Not for me, I must have missed the last one.

I laughed so hard I think I woke the baby...

[HomeOnTheRanch]

I really needed this laugh! Too bad I've been too sick to spread rep around. It says I can't give you more right now...

[Mama Bear]

Thanks, ma'am. Silliness is always welcome. :D

[Sophia]

I've actually been waiting for one of these:D

funny:)funny:)funny:)

[Cathy in IL]

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

[Peek a Boo]

LOL! That was GREAT!!

save me a search!!! where's the link to the first installment of these thread title answers???

i'll have double rep ready to go tomorrow, hee hee hee.......:cool:

[Kristafish]

Too Funny!
Can't give you rep, need to spread it around first :)

[Jenny in Atl]

Thanks for the late night laugh before bed.

[Leah]

to Doran's last title commentary post.

Enjoy!

http://www.welltrainedmind.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8111

And I am not too proud to hope for some double rep. ;)
I would look back fondly to the time when there where only two of you with the double squares, and I was repped...

[Peek a Boo]

Thanks Leah!!

You are ON The List.
i might need a couple days tho --I'm making promises faster than i can dole them out, lol.

[Unicorn]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, HAHAHAHAHA! Shhhhhh, STOP!

The children are sleeping, you're gonna make me wake them up! :D I have to say, these are even better than the last ones!

[BeachGirl]

Roflol. I love the torture answer. Thought about it a few times.:D

[WTMindy]

I'd rep ya if I could, but I'll catch ya later!

[Doran]

....i'll have double rep ready to go tomorrow, hee hee hee.......:cool:



MMMMmmm. Doublerep. Now that might just beat a doubleshot (latte). :sneaky2:



Doran

[PariSarah]

:smilielol5:

[KidsHappen]

Thanks:001_smile:

[mcconnellboys]

YESSSSSS!!!!!

Regena

[Sharon in SC]

At what point do you give up on a book?
When it sags below my navel.

:rofl:

[~Tara~]

Oh I love it...love love LOVE it!!

Thank you :D

Oh and one of my threads was mentioned...I feel so special now haha

[Chris in VA]

Dang it. Now I have to go change.

[beansprouts]

Dang it. Now I have to go change.

:smilielol5:

[Karin]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Amy in Orlando]

Love it!