I am sooo bored--how about some Homemade Jokes?

[Chris in VA]

Dd7 and I like to lay in my bed and be goofy. Sometimes we make up jokes.
Not saying they are funny, but here are some of our favorites.

Q: What do you call a Texan who has laid out in the sun too long?
A: A Corpus Crispie!

Q: What did the baby say to the dog?
A: Nothing! ( I think she was thinking babies can't talk...)

Q: How did the rabbit keep his ears looking neat?
A: Hare-spray!

That's probably all you can tolerate. Anyone got more?

[Mom2legomaniacs]

I'll play. (yours were funny btw!)

My ds (9) made these up:

What do you call a smelly teacher?


a tooter


What did the daddy bubble say about his son?



(Sniff) They blow up so fast.

[Chris in VA]

LOL!

A tooter!

I'll have to share that with dd7 tomorrow--we've both been Gassy Lassie's at school lately!

[Mom2legomaniacs]

Some don't get that one or appreciate it. But we think it is funny. We all do that so oh well!:D

[mrscopterdoc]

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam


Where do snowmen go to dance?

snow ball


What city cheats on exams?

Peking


pretty lame but we laugh

[Mom2legomaniacs]

LOL! Those are cute!


Oh, one more:

What does a lumberjack do at night?

Saw logs

(another homemade joke by 9 yr ds)

[Chris in VA]

Forgot one--

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaa-Hamas!

It coulda remained forgotten, eh?

[Mom2legomaniacs]

I laughed! I think it's funny.

[Karen sn]

I will be repeating this one. (Your Bahama joke - Chris in Va).

My own contribution (and NOT an original).
What do you call a fly with no wings?




a walk.
I actually heard it here a few years ago.